Advise

Sound Shopping Advise TIP #1: Always buy more booze than you think you will need in a night, then you wont run out, and also if your lucky it means you can postpone going to the shop when you awaken from your stupor. (Also see Booze Truth #2)

Booze Truth #1: There is only one way to never get a hangover, and it isn't avoiding booze cos that's just fkin stupid. It is decapitation, a technique which should also be used on people whenever they tell you they never drink, that or a slap in the face if you wish less permanent consequences.
Booze Truth #2: Saturdays are put there in between Friday and Sunday as a day to avoid hangovers by drinking, drinking and then drinking a bit more. If you cant face it then you must be a pussy. (Also see Sound Shopping Advise TIP #1)

Regarding Wine: One bottle just isnt quite enough. Two bottles is often a bit too much. There is a solution. Its called a box of wine, this device holds the same as 4 bottles. Now obviously supping a whole box isnt going to do you any favours. This is where the second device comes in. A One Litre Carafe. You simply pour the wine from the box into the carafe, and you have just under the optimum volume of wine. Now fill your wine glass from the box once. And thenceforth top up from the carafe. Following this tip will also help you follow my Sound Shopping Advise TIP #1 as the box will last multiple sittings.